The former Hearts, Celtic, Sunderland, Cowdenbeath and Scotland goalkeeper has called time after over 700 appearances.

Dumbarton Castle is being tipped as a dramatic day out near Glasgow, with scenery bold enough to bother Edinburgh and Stirling.

Harry Kane says England can still go up a gear. The Inspector opens the gearbox and finds a familiar national mechanism humming inside.

Temperatures could reach 30C this weekend, meaning parts of the UK may once again be officially warm enough to start behaving strangely.

For locals, half the fun will be spotting what the CGI masters have not quite erased. A corner. A building line. A familiar street pretending to be Manhattan while still somehow looking like it might lead to a Greggs.

Something strange is happening in Glasgow. Restaurants get slaughtered online for bringing out chips twelve seconds late. Pubs are written off because someone once saw a wet bar towel. Hotels can lose a star because the corridor smelt faintly of boiled carpet and the lift made everyone consider the stairs. But coffee shops? Coffee shops appear to live under different laws. Everything is “lovely.” Everything is “cosy.” Every flat white is “amazing.” Every slice of cake is “to

Some of it will be sharp. Some of it will be daft. Some of it may be alarmingly close to journalism if left unattended.